80 Secrets to Success
Monday, January 21st, 2008 • Related • Filed Under
Behold my Mountain Dew collection at work, originally started when someone asked how much Dew I drank per day. This ended up taking me a couple months, since I slowed down from my previous ~4/day consumption rate right around the time I started preserving the evidence.
The photo is by ColdFusion programmer and photographer Joe D'Angelo, whose single greatest purpose in life seems to be trying to sneak up behind me and getting me to spill whatever I happen to be eating or drinking at the time.



Comment by Jeffrey Friedl on 22 January 2008:
Your dentist must love your drinking habits!
Comment by William "The Ownage" Bowen on 22 January 2008:
Please note that this accomplishment was not without sacrifice. There are at least two cubicles with carpet that became permanently and visibly stained with mountain dew through Steve’s struggle for sterility. For the uninitiated, beware the dew.
Comment by Scott Trenda on 27 January 2008:
Your reliance on Mountain Dew is uncannily alike to my reliance on Red Bull. I started drinking it with a straw last month, because my dentist hates it, and I made it perfectly clear that I will not stop drinking it.
I take it you have your own personal fridge that you stock yourself, most likely with cases from Sam’s Club?
Comment by Steve on 28 January 2008:
Nah, I still buy them one at a time, and sadly lack a personal fridge. I see you haven’t yet switched to the new 500ml Red Bull cans. Those are perhaps a little too big, even for crazyfolk like yourself.
Comment by Al on 29 January 2008:
If those bottles were full, they would WEIGH more than you.